Larry's inevitable return to the Hacienda Palms stirs up rich, complex
emotions within him. Flowering vines, palm trees, and the iconic arched
doorways still decorate the premises. Larry sinks down onto a heavy,
concrete bench as powerful memories wash over him. He closes his eyes
and inhales the scent of fresh jasmine. The sound of cascading water
from a nearby fountain reaches only the very fringes of his awareness. A
velvet curtain falls across Larry's mind. The wood-paneled interior of
the Regal Beagle soon replaces the blackness. Unseasonal rain is
beating against the few windowpanes of the dimly lit establishment.
Janet (played by
Francesca Le) sits dejectedly at the bar while Krissy
(played by Tanya Danielle) bounces to the beat of the music, her breasts
spilling out of an astonishingly skimpy halter dress. The inclement
weather has ruined their plans for the evening. Larry hovers over the
women in his skintight Levis, sensing some type of opportunity. Janet's
frustration with Krissy is growing in proportion to the number of drinks
that the friends are imbibing. Larry tips the bartender to keep them
coming and make them as strong as possible. "The Pina Colada Song" starts
playing on the jukebox for the third time. Janet loses it. "Why do you
keep picking the same stupid song?" she bellows at Krissy. The blonde
freezes in mid-sway of her dreamy chair dance. Janet snatches her off
the barstool. "You are nothing but a big-titted bimbo! You know that,
right?" she snarls into Krissy's face. Using one of the aforementioned
large breasts Janet steers her shocked roommate out the tavern door and
into the rain. Larry follows from a safe distance. The ladies arrive at
the Hacienda Palms, enter their apartment, and flick on the lights.
Krissy points an accusatory finger at Janet who responds by socking her
in the jaw. Nature reacts accordingly as thunder roars and lightning
fills the sky. Now soaked to the bone Larry watches through a window as
the two women tear into each other. Indescribable urges overtake him but
he remains rooted to the spot. As the fight reaches its crescendo the
downpour increases in intensity until Larry can barely remain upright.
He feels himself flailing, failing, falling towards the ground. Silence
descends. An undetermined amount of time later Larry pulls himself into
an upright sitting position. His clothing feels dry and he hears only
the soothing trickle of a controlled stream of water. When his eyes
locate the fountain he realizes that his mind had transported him back
to September 28, 1979, the most erotic night of his life. Those were the
days.. those were the days..
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This photo was taken during the shooting of Police Harassment. Tanya Danielle describes the belly and breast punishment she endured in this excerpt from her catfight diary:
